it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
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Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
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I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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