where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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