It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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