Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i love accidental penises.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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