Non-Jews are for practice
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
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