I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
only if we run a train.
done.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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