I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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