no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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