I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
No I am not eating basil off your cock
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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