belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Welp...herpes.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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