do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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