It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
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Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
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My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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