I don't remember. Are we still dating?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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