Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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