Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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