i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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