Sry I called you an 8
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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