a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Im part way to drunk.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Randomize
