guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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