after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
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If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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