I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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