HIV tests are more positive than that guy
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
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I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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