Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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