NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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