i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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