normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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