I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
two words...techno handjob
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it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
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tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize