I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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