bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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