Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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