So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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