been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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