for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
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Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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