fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You work out of a Hotel?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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