I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Man, jail baloney is awful.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
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You. Win. At. Life.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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