It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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