i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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