he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Randomize
