Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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