i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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