i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
it glows. i had to have it.
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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