I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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