Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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