Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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