if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
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