jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
We were destined to go to rehab together
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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