Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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