its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
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Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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