its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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