i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Just cropdusted the office
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
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How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
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I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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