We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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