White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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