i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I just cut my nipple shaving
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
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Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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