Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
They are going to name an STD after you.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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