I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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