operation harelip BJ is a go
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Dignity is for republicans.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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