I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
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so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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