Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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