I wannas sexs uuuuu
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
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